Caleb For Mod, now with updated platform! (I also endorse K-roll and HondaBro)

Kinja'd!!! "Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms)
02/17/2016 at 18:32 • Filed to: None

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1. I can identify the make, model, year, and engine of (almost) any car here in NW Iowa by just the tail lights.

2. I am always honest. Except when I am not.

3. VAG!

4. All joking aside, I know I have been present for under a year, but I feel that I have valuable insight and have made a meaningful contribution here to keep Oppo excellent.

5. I can do bell-kicks for days:

Kinja'd!!!

No, that is not me. Sorry.

6. Getting serious again. As a youth on Oppo, I can keep us engaged in the ever changing maze that is society. (like vaping! And the Twitter! And also the Intra-nets)

7. I blend in with the masses, as I drive a FWD, automatic, american, V6 sedan.

8. I SWEAR TO THE GREAT OPPO GODS THAT I WILL (to the best of my ability) REMOVE THE FREAKING GROUND SPEEDCHECK STORY

9. I will enstate Arch Duke as the residential executioner and discipline master.

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Thank you for reading this and please, consider me for mod!


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Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
02/17/2016 at 19:09

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Vape-God Caleb for mod 2016 !